Omg y'all!!!!! GO PLAY THIS GAME:
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THE TEXAS ATTORNEY GENERAL KIDS' PAGE IS PRETTY MUCH THE GREATEST WEBSITE EVER.
GREG ABBOTT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
YOU GO PLAY THAT GAME BEFORE YOU READ THE REST OF THIS OKAY?
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OKAY DID YOU PLAY IT YET?
OKAY GREAT I DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING BY SHOWING YOU MINE WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH GENIUS:
One day, dodge runs into stevie. He's wearing a really emo emo pants.
dodge says: "Wow, stevie, you look like Leonardo DiCaprio <3___<3! What's up?"
stevie replies: "I know, and I just bought 22 8) a new phone D:, and FIFTY BILLION my laptops!"
dodge replies: "omg!!, who are you, LIL JOHN?"
stevie says: "That's nothing. Don't tell anybody, but I've got $FIFTY TRILLION BILLION in CASH!"
Kyle Coyote: "Sounds good. But where did stevie get all that money? Let's ask him. 'Hey, stevie! Where'd you get all that cash?' "
stevie: "I ... uh, won the lottery???"
Kyle Coyote: "Negative, lil Petey Wentz-face. We already checked with the Lottery Commission. So where'd you get all the money?"
stevie: "Uh - I found it!"
Kyle Coyote: "Oh yeah? Where? See, stevie, everybody wants money. But there are good ways to get it and bad ways. You know that.
"The best way is to go to school and get a job and earn it. That's good. Or you can win it or find it. That's okay, too. But you'd have to be a Daxter momo fayc to sit around and wait for THAT to happen!
"Then there's bad ways to get money, like steal it from somebody else, or sell stuff that hurts people, like drugs or guns. That's against the law."
THE END!!!!!!!!!
MAN I AM SO AWESOME AT THESE GAMES.
As you can see I replaced "a girl's name" with "Dodge", because I figured it was close enough.
I actually did this forver ago but I just found it tonight and it really amazed me all over again so I thought I'd share.
And by "Daxter momo fayc" I mean beK's cat, I've never played that video game before in my life.
... The other games on that website are actually kind of disturbing I don't recommend playing them. And don't ask what I was doing on the Texas Attorney General kids' page in the place. >____> You couldn't possibly understand.
Oh yeah PS y'all I plan on being really submit-happy in the near future. Just to warn you. 8)
I Have To Pee
Astonished
Mad
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